Spoiler Alert: I'm the weird child
You considered Pee-wee Herman a teen heartthrob.
You sent ALF fan mail.
You thought everyone else had a foil ball collection just like Pee-wee Herman...and you.
Your game of house got really heated when you found out your best friend's pretend dad worked for Crest and yours worked for Colgate.
Your game of house got really heated when you found out your best friend's pretend boyfriend was Pee-wee Herman, when he was already your pretend husband.
The outfit you wore for our brother's bar mitzvah was Pee-wee chique.
You wrote a list about being a weird child of the 80s and most of it was about Pee-wee Herman.
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